(Happy birthday Schwuler)Newf: Come with us to the hot tub?
Mom: No. I am a tired, old lady.
Newf: You don't want to celebrate my birth?
Mom: Exactly. And I didn't shave my legs.
Newf: I'm not going to be rubbing them
Mom: Then I have no reason to go.
Posts
13 comments:
So, do you eat a piece just for newf, or do you stay away from the chocolate cake entirely?
Mom B is my favorite. Period.
That cake looks delish! Did you make it yourself?
Also, the newf and your mom are hilarous!
Mom's always know when they're not needed, they just don't always admit it! ;o
Paul: Nah...I leave it for the people who like it. There's not a single part of me that's interested in eating it.
Shannon: Me too. Hopefully she'll remember that when she's mad about me posting this.
EP: Even making chocolate cake would give me stomach cramps. This cake is from the grocery store which sounds lame but the newf specifically requested this cake and no other.
RM: She's a funny one. The two of them together are a fantastic, unintentional comedy act.
Your mom sounds like my kinda lady...
This is hilarious..and now I want some cake :)
OMG.
That actually had my laughing my ass off outloud, and I almost never laugh out loud when reading stuff on my computer.
From what I've read on your blog your mother sounds amazingly sarcastic/funny/cynical... my favorite type of people.
Ha! Your Mom is awesome!
HA! Yes! What Surviving said!
Hahaha I LOVE IT. Sounds just like my mom :) Crazy ladies...
I think I love your mom.
Penelope: She's everyone's kind of lady.
Amanda: Choc cake = death.
Joshua: I'm glad you approve. I collect people based on their ability to produce quality soundbytes.
Surviving: You've got that right.
Deutlich: I'm trying to convince her to go on tour. Not sure for what though.
Jennifer: I'm awfully happy with my mom! Being boring and proper all the time would drive me nuts.
Hillary: You better.
Post a Comment