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Please take a moment to soak in the beauty of this hand. This hand doesn't get out of bed for less than $10,000. Well, that's not true. Not YET.
This photo is the awesome conclusion (beginning?) of the story of my cousin and soon-to-be PR grad, Cailin, who months ago was spotted by a video and ad producer for her gorgeous hands. After months of wearing protective gloves and refusing to shake hands or open jars, here she is in all her glory! You can barely see the damage from the nail-biting games night last month! Just kidding, dear.
To keep on the family matters topic, tonight we are hosting my wonderful parents for Mom's birthday version 2.0. I was a bad son and didn't give her the attention she deserved because I was too busy being a literary genius so tonight I will spend the three hours it takes to make giant Spanakopita and hopefully a make-your-own martini bar.
The second part is the only way I am able to lure my folks away from their jet-setting barstar life.
They are consistently much cooler than I will ever be.
*sigh*
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Canada's Top Hand Model
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I feel quite honoured to have made it to your savvy blog! And, of course, I'm still taking bookings for everyone who's interested!
Beautiful. I once knew a magician who did hand modeling. He was the hands of Burger King for a while. It's better to be a male hand model, you're allowed to have character flaws.
I'd like to be a hand model. No! ooOoo an elbow model. I'd be rare, probably get paid more!
My parents are cooler than me too. It's a real burden. I'm sure your party for your mom will be fabulous!
And congrats to your cousin the hand model! She does have gorgeous hands. Someone who was hitting on me one time told me I could be a hand model. That's when I knew she was drunk; my knuckles are hairy like a chimp. But we still made out.
LOL roro, you kill me girl! I love spanakopita, and martinis. That sounds like an excellent party to me!
I have beautiful feet. No really, I do. I'm glad too because ugly feet give me the heebee jeebies.
Giant spanakopita never fails to take hours to make. Basically comes out like a casarole dish full of feta/spinach/pastry goodness that you slice up like lasagna. To get the reward, you spend an hour de-stemming 2lbs of baby spinach. Terrible.
RM: I'll send you the recipe in case you ever hate yourself enough to make it. Lord knows I always forget how heinous the process is.
The martini bar was a huge success. I lined up Pear, Green Apple and Raspberry Vodkas along with her favourite Bombay Gin and four different juice choices and let everyone go to town. Watching my folks stumble home while my pooch pooped was wonderful.
Excellent night all round. Very tired and sloppy now.
Oh - Cailin rocks. I'd shake her hand for the accomplishment if it weren't so valuable.
zzzzzzz
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i always wondered if hand models had to keep their hands safe. You have educated me and I thank you for it.
I honestly can't ever think of a hand model and not think of Seinfeld.
She has a lovely hand. Do they both look the same?
I found your blog through 20SB. Nice reads :)
SM: Regular hand models probably don't have to. Cailin, however, is a TOP Hand Model. Ask Tyra...she knows all about protecting those nails.
PG: Nah, her other one is like a pirate's peg leg.
Okay, that's a lie but wouldn't it be awesome?
i've already been a hand model and after five minutes i was like - let's go.
but in truth - that's a cute hand. tell her i said so.
It may say anonymous but I know damn well who you are!
Stop trashing up the comments section with your lies, betch!
Forgot:
Love ya!
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