Different strokes

Newf: "Ahhhhhh! Your husband is going to get married in the murder room!"

All: "Uhhhhhh....ummmm....ahhhh....?"

Newf: "Your husband is going to get murdered in the laundry room!"

All: "Uhhhhhh....ummmm....ahhhh....?"

Trust me, an explanation really wouldn't do much for understanding the actual situation at hand.

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