It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from
its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a fucking tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek. It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.
Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they fucking shriek at you before they attack.
Read about the five most horrifying bugs in an obscenity-filled rant of terror here.
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Because of you, I learned about the Human Bot Fly. I could have gone my whole life without knowing about that bug. Thanks an f-ing lot!
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Ben, I read this article as well. I felt itchy and on edge the whole time. And those bees the size of your hand....F-R-E-A-K-Y
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