On the beach

Newf: "Aww...look at that old man running with his old floppy dog. I hope I'm still running when I'm that age."

Ben: "I hope I'm still running tomorrow..."

Newf: "Awwwwwww! That was so sweet!"

Ben: "Huh??"

Newf: "What you just said - I hope I'm there running with you. Isn't that what you said?"

Ben: "Ugh...I wish it was. I'd be adorably romantic. Can we still say I did??"

Newf: "No, I'm quite certain you ruined it."

Ben: "Damn."